December 2008
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Weezer (21)
Ryan Adams (20)
Matthew Good Band (20)
Pete Yorn (17)
Ben Folds Five (12)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Weezer (21)
Matthew Good Band (20)
Ryan Adams (20)
Pete Yorn (17)
Ben Folds Five (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Baby carrots.
BFF: omg, this dude in CVS last night had some ENORMOUS growth on his ear
BFF: it was like an allergic bee sting times a million
BFF: it dangled and bobbled
BFF: and i couldnt stop staring
BFF: and [my boyfriend] was being tots chill about the fact that this dude with a tumor/dead-twin-from-the-womb-ear-bob is talking to us
BFF: i really missed you right then
BFF: to at least acknowledge that it was freaky
Me: haha
Me: you know i would've shot you a look or 25
Me: "wtf IS that?!"
BFF: I know!
BFF: to just completely ignore it is wrong
BFF: you have to at least do scrunchy forehead face
BFF: it was huge
BFF: it could have been another head
BFF: and how big is he waiting for it to get before he gets it taken care of?
BFF: like right now, it's like a 4 month fetus size
Me: maybe it's his twin or something
BFF: thats what i thought
Me: yo, totally awkward moment i forgot to tell you about
Me: we were talking about that in the staff lounge
BFF: but if he's keeping it for sentimentality then he should just put it in a jar
Me: and the principal goes "[my daughter] was a twin...and then she wasn't"
BFF: ??
BFF: so her twin died?
Me: i think her daughter like, ate it or whatever happens with that
Me: absorbed her or something
BFF: omg
BFF: you can do that?
BFF: you can absorb it?
BFF: thats ridic
Me: yeah! there was a story about some kid whose twin was IN HER ABDOMEN or some shit
BFF: and freaky
BFF: does she have two souls then?
BFF: multiple personalities
BFF: did they name the eaten twin?
Me: http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/greek-docs-find.html
BFF: omg, I'm never having kids
BFF: if I had a kid and it ate its twin ....
BFF: fuck that shit
Me: and for whatever reason the principal TOLD her daughter this
Me: why would you do that
Me: "oh by the way you're totally incomplete because your twin died in my womb, THANKS TO YOU"
BFF: thats so aweful
BFF: i hate babies and pregnancy
BFF: its just too weird
BFF: babies should come from a store
Me: i already eat uncontrollably
BFF: you should pick them out like shoes
Me: i can't even imagine how i'd be if i was knocked up
Me: i'd be a damn cow
BFF: I'd probably be so freaked out that i was pregnant I wouldnt eat
Me: plus there's a goddamn PERSON growing IN YOUR GUT
BFF: that might be eating another person in your gut
BFF: barf
Me: haha
BFF: all this talk about eating another human is making me hungry
BFF: mmmmh baby carrots
BFF: fitting
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An Open Letter To The World, From The Ghost Of... →
I couldn’t agree more.
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“Shit is the tofu of cursing.”
– David Sedaris
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Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied →
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-14) →
Ryan Adams (25)
Feist (18)
Nada Surf (18)
Sufjan Stevens (15)
Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds (14)
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“Life is a game and true love is a trophy.”
– Rufus Wainwright
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The ability to receive comments!
I has it.
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My method for choosing wine:
Get ones with cool-sounding names.
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“To find someone you love, you’ve gotta be someone you love.”
– Nada Surf
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-7) →
Our Lady Peace (18)
Bright Eyes (14)
Campfire Girls (11)
Jeff Buckley (9)
The Beatles (8)
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“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation...”
– John F. Kennedy, via Apartment Therapy.
As someone who’s pretty close to their mom, I feel pretty bad for Heidi’s momma, even if her daughter sucks at life: http://snipr.com/74nom
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Holidays on Ice. →
I can’t help but “LOL” while reading anything David Sedaris writes. I’m currently reading When You Are Engulfed in Flames, and loving it.
If you’re looking for a hilarious, quick read that’s also an escape from the usual pre-holiday ridiculousness, Sedaris’s Holidays on Ice is the book for you. This collection of short stories, the most popular being a glorious, scathingly hilarious...
The Perfect Giftmas Present for Suzy B. →
Thought I had cancer. Turns out it’s just whack-ass helicobacter pylori. There’s a stuffed animal of it, but no rubber wrist bands…yet.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-30) →
Ryan Adams & The Cardinals (13)
Pete Yorn (2)
Bruce Springsteen (1)
Nine Inch Nails (1)
Your Vegas (1)
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